After a Spell

I just spent 45 minutes at the gym watching "The Real Orange County" on the little personal television thing on the elliptical. I then rushed back for a Very Important Meeting with a roomful of Very Important People who have Very Important Cars. They think I'm Very Funny even though I'm fat and drive a shitty dented truck. It's my schtick.

Be careful, I want to tell them. Your roots are showing.